We were given quite a lot of topics to choose from for this week's blog hop over at Romance Writers Weekly...so I chose to talk about who would win a fight between Chuck Norris and MacGyver...
First of all, there are a lot of different types of fights...are they fighting over a woman? Are they fighting for popularity? Or are they getting down and dirty in hand to hand combat? Let's talk about that...
If they are fighting over a woman, it is going to be a matter of taste...not theirs...but the woman's. Sex appeal and masculinity are in the eyes of the beholder. For me, I prefer the somewhat groomed fellow with a little bit of ruggedness to them. But I also love a man who is inventive with gadgets because you never know what I might need fixed around the house...let alone...if they are inventive with gadgets I would imagine that they would be inventive in the bedroom as well. Correct? And besides...I don't have a lot of time to molly coddle some needy fellow so by all means...go out and play in your workshop and stay out of my kitchen!
Now, with regard to popularity, I don't know why anyone would want to fight for THAT! Popularity comes with multitudes of people with demands...but I digress..we aren't talking about me. Once again, popularity is going to depend upon the geographic location. I would imagine that a country girl would hands down prefer the muscular ruggedness of Norris whereas a city girl would likely prefer the more refined looks of MacGyver. So, there's nothing there to fight about, right?
Hand to hand combat is the one that I think I'm supposed to write about. In my opinion, Chuck Norris has the physical fortitude to out battle MacGyver in hand to hand, blow by blow, combat. On the other side of the coin, MacGyver woudn't have to go hand to hand because he'd merely render his opponent helpless with one of his gadgets. So there would be no fight at all. However, for the purposes of discussion, let's assume that there were no gadgets and it was nothing but hot, sexy man against hot sexy man. All that hard muscle and slick, sweaty skin....lean...mean...fighting machines...
Earth calling Teresa...hello...??? Are you there...get your mind out of the gutter and get back to the task at hand...
I just can't keep my mind on writing when I think about these two showing muscle and showing determination to kick the other one's ass...ass...did someone say ass? As in tight, round, manly ass...
Forget writing...I think I want to go see if I can find some reruns of Walker: Texas Ranger...which obviously tells you which one would win the fight if they were fighting over me...Chuck Norris all the way!
For more stories like this...join our Tuesday blog hop starting with Susan Scott Shelley:
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